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Saturday, 17 October 2009 09:03 |
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I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you're not sure if it was you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM..
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and had to learn their children's names.
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Women are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.
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